VERY FUNNY Lukian Quotes!

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VERY FUNNY Lukian Quotes!

Post  Admin on Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:14 am

I ran in to my ex the other day put it in reverse, and hit him again!

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as will hit them hard.

Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families.

Sometimes we know we shouldn't and that's exactly why we do.

Kid, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. (she commented this to someone on youtube haha!)

It's better to be pissed off then pissed on.

Always forgive you enemies. Nothing annoys them more. (soo good!!)

We are the people are parents warned us about.

No ones a virgin life screws us all.

Never put of till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.

If life hands you lemons, throw them at people.

When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequilla and salt!

Everyone keeps telling me the right guy will come around, but I think mine got hit by a bus.

Unique is an understatement, I'm just messed up.

Lifes a bitch, and then you die.

Lifes a bitch and then you marry one.

Smile it scares people.

Smile tomorrow will be worse.

Proud mother of a delinquent child!

If you are what you eat, you're fast, cheap, and easy. (she said this to this girl in karaoke. lol She obviously didn't like her much lol! )

Stop the world I wanna get off.

Just because you don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand. (i love this)

Embrace the freak that you are!!

People think I'm crazy, but actually I'm just bored.

Reality is for people who lack imagination. (i read this on her facebook. I like it so much)

Ugly people get more attention!

I have a natural call...

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

There's no such thing as good girls gone wrong, only bad girls found out.

No one is listening until you fart.

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Re: VERY FUNNY Lukian Quotes!

Post  R.K on Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:42 am

"Don't worry, she's clearly overestimated my conscious. By assuming I have one at all." Lukian

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